we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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