If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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