your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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