Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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