Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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