I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
where does the pee come out of this thing
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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