'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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