Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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