Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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