She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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