is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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