she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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