Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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