with your own penis?
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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