Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
