that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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