Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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