I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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