And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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