so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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