when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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