If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Small penises have feelings too.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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