I'm so fucking centered right now
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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