have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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