I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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