I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
