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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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