Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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