one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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