What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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