yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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