I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
