just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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