I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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