everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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