Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
why is half of my head shaved?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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