Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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