I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You smell like stripper and shame
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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