just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
did you just send me my own nude
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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