found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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