Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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