I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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