i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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