is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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