My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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