We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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