Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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