I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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