We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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