You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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