yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Fuck appropriateness.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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