So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Best friends brother. Beat that.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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